I think attacking someone with, like, magic or super strength is the complete opposite of self-preservation! Theyād just kill me for that! Thereās no way Iāll ever get the upper hand, and I donātā¦
Haruka, Haruka, Haruka... That's no way to think about these things.
[Lobelia lightly clicks his tongue.]
Who is to say you'll have the choice? If death comes knocking, will you simply spread yourself bare before it? Don't give up the battle before it's even begun!
[There's silence on the other end, suddenly, and the eerie calm of the night... Until warmth ghosts along the shell of Haruka's ear, Lobelia standing directly behind him.]
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What else? Renverser les rƓles! That is to say... turn the tables on your adversary. You can't be victimized if you're the aggressor!
[Simple! How well can you defend yourself, Haruka?]
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Oh.
Wait.
Hold on a second-]
I don't want to attack anyone! That's insane!
[How well? Incredibly poorly, thanks for asking.]
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I donāt want to hurt anyoneā¦
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[Lobelia lightly clicks his tongue.]
Who is to say you'll have the choice? If death comes knocking, will you simply spread yourself bare before it? Don't give up the battle before it's even begun!
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At least itās over the shellphoneā¦]
Iām not- Iām not going to just give up⦠Iām just being realisticā¦
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Realism would be preparing yourself for the worst! Waiting until the 11th hour will only guarantee your untimely demise... Heh!
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Lobelia-san⦠Are you going to get to the point?
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Boo!
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He jumps forward, unsettled by how Lobelia is already so close, and spins. His heart is pounding, and he presses a hand to his chest.]
L-Lobelia-san!
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[How wonderful! Good thing he's recording this!!]
Calme yourself, Haruka. You've nothing to fear. I just thought it might be nice to have a chat with you in person.